Your Shower, The Trendiest Place To Have A Beer



 

Because Monday rhymes with Funday just as much as Sunday
Shower beers are the latest drinking phenomenon to pervade various social media platforms. But what IS a shower beer, you ask? It’s exactly what it sounds like, a beer you drink in the shower. (You can click through this site for a cohesive, step-by-step guide.) Recently, people have been taking selfies in the shower with their beer of choice and posting them on Reddit and Instagram.

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A shower beer in its natural habitat. #blessed

Think of shower beers as a more rugged version of having a glass of wine in the bath. A glass of wine in the bath is a luxurious night at the casino, a shower beer is playing poker in an abandoned warehouse. A glass of wine in the bath is driving through the countryside with the top down in your antique convertible, a shower beer is driving a motorcycle through Tail of the Dragon. A glass of wine in the bath is Olivia Pope, a shower beer is Daryl Dixon.

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What better way to #TreatYoSelf after a rough day in the office than with a hot, steamy shower guest-starring an ice cold dreamsicle that will eliminate all your problems in a single swig? Step up to the plate as you speed through your beauty routine in preparation for an evening’s festivities by multitasking like a pro with an in shower beer. It’s relaxing, refreshing, and a great way to get your casual day-drunk on. You can even get a wall-mounted beer cozy for your shower to keep it cool. Convenient storage and convenient street cred all at the same time!

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Although consuming intoxicants alone is generally frowned upon, riddle me this: why limit the sensory experience of enjoying a beer in the water? Hot tubs, pools, lakes and beaches are all ideal locations to enjoy a nearly-frozen six pack, but access to them is limited (especially in winter). Life is short. Have a shower beer.

Shower Beer Koozie by Shakoolie, $9.97 on Amazon

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