Because Monday rhymes with Funday just as much as Sunday
Shower beers are the latest drinking phenomenon to pervade various social media platforms. But what IS a shower beer, you ask? It’s exactly what it sounds like, a beer you drink in the shower. (You can click through this site for a cohesive, step-by-step guide.) Recently, people have been taking selfies in the shower with their beer of choice and posting them on Reddit and Instagram.
Think of shower beers as a more rugged version of having a glass of wine in the bath. A glass of wine in the bath is a luxurious night at the casino, a shower beer is playing poker in an abandoned warehouse. A glass of wine in the bath is driving through the countryside with the top down in your antique convertible, a shower beer is driving a motorcycle through Tail of the Dragon. A glass of wine in the bath is Olivia Pope, a shower beer is Daryl Dixon.
What better way to #TreatYoSelf after a rough day in the office than with a hot, steamy shower guest-starring an ice cold dreamsicle that will eliminate all your problems in a single swig? Step up to the plate as you speed through your beauty routine in preparation for an evening’s festivities by multitasking like a pro with an in shower beer. It’s relaxing, refreshing, and a great way to get your casual day-drunk on. You can even get a wall-mounted beer cozy for your shower to keep it cool. Convenient storage and convenient street cred all at the same time!
Although consuming intoxicants alone is generally frowned upon, riddle me this: why limit the sensory experience of enjoying a beer in the water? Hot tubs, pools, lakes and beaches are all ideal locations to enjoy a nearly-frozen six pack, but access to them is limited (especially in winter). Life is short. Have a shower beer.
Shower Beer Koozie by Shakoolie, $9.97 on Amazon