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Happy New Year!
Thursday, December 31 2009 at 9:55 am

HAVE A SAFE AND PROPEROUS 2010

Yes, you!

I mean it!

Don't make me have to come over there!

:)

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My World - My Christmas
Saturday, December 26 2009 at 10:44 pm

We went to Jayne's sister Kathy's house for Christmas.  There were 12 of us there but I knew everyone so that helped.  And we got there early before the influx of the others so I wasn't walking into a crowd which is nice. 

Bill took the other car and headed across hwy 7 and Jean came down to get us.  I ended up driving there and back.  I don't think that I have driven since Robert and Stef's wedding two and a half years ago.  So no added stress there...
 
Took 401 to Brock there (near Stouville) and back.  On the return trip it was snowing and raining.  The car was a rear wheel drive and the steering was a pig on turns but I figured it all out.
 
I was in bed early last night, slept in and I've already been down for a nap and it's only just after the noon hour now lol.
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Happy Holidays!
Wednesday, December 23 2009 at 10:12 pm

Happy Holidays!

Season's Greetings!


Joy and Peace!



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My World - I've been unfaithful...
Wednesday, December 16 2009 at 11:56 pm

It's true.  I've been unfaithful to you, my idivine friends.  I've been on a site called PokerRPG and that is one of the reasons I have been here so little.  Do I feel better for admitting this to you?  No, not particularily.  On the plus side at least you don't know me through Pogo Games!  I've only been there twice in a month or so.

This does not mean that I love you less.  It simply means that my heart is large enough to accommodate my dear friends here and new friends on the new site.  I needed time to meet these people and give my friendships a solid base.  That being done, I am going to try to divide my time between you all a little more evenly.

Love to you all :) Elaine
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My World - The "Pen is" Mightier Than the Sword?
Saturday, December 12 2009 at 3:32 pm

So there I was just cruisin' my favorite site checking up on my girls...when BAM!  I found out that I needed my penis enlarged!  I won't enjoy my sex life until it's done!  Well you can imagine my panic!!!  How did they know these things about me?!?!  My penis is so small as to be non-existant!

I haven't been as diligent lately in my attendance here so I hit the community tab and was checking out blogs.  There were two blogs with a shirtless male model as the contributor's profile picture.  No, I did not check them out lol.

Upon scouting around I found that there was a group formed as well.  Good gracious!  I am not a prude.  Indeed if one of my idivine friends were having difficulties in the bedroom and needed a friendly ear and someone to commiserate I'd be there in a flash.

I'm not in the market for a penis no matter what it's size.  Needless to say I am not a member of the Penis Enlargement brigade.  However in My World it's to each their own without judgement.

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Be Afraid - They are Among Us!!!
Wednesday, December 9 2009 at 10:12 am

Actual Accident Summaries

 

The following are real statements found on insurance claim forms. Drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident succinctly.

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Coming home, I drove into wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

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I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it.

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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

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The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

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I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

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In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
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I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car.

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The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.

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I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in the ditch by some stray cows.

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The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

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I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

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I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

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As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

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My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

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An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

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I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.

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I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the curb when I struck him.

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The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
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My World - I love these .. Funny Pics
Wednesday, December 2 2009 at 11:33 pm

 Check out My Photos for an album named Invisible?
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 































 


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