Sex on the Beach How-To

Spring is just around the corner, and many of us are finding the time to jet off to a sunny location for a well-earned break. And with the images of sand and water and sunshine prevalent, we’re sure that a few are hoping to create their own From Here to Eternity moment; that is, sex on the beach. However, it is not as sexy and simple as it sounds, so divine.ca is here to help you achieve it successfully with a few key tips!

Be realistic. Don’t go into it thinking that it’ll be the most romantic thing you and your guy have ever done. While there is the thrill of having sex outdoors and, for some, the thrill of perhaps getting caught, in actuality, it can be quite a hassle to find the right location and timing. Go into it knowing that it may not happen as anticipated—if at all—so that you don’t end up disappointed in the end.

Keep an eye on security. Find out a bit about the beach you will be visiting; specifically, the area’s local laws. If you happen to get caught in flagrante, depending on local rules and regulations, you could either be told to put your clothes back on and leave, given a ticket, or even arrested and fined with charges of public nudity, lewd and lascivious behaviour, and more. So read up on it first, and keep your eyes peeled!

Always use a condom. Protection is paramount, especially if you’re having sex with someone you’ve only just met. Be sure to bring condoms from home, as safety and protection standards of foreign condoms may be different than those of Canada, so use a brand you rely on best. Some countries may also not have certain sizes that would best fit your guy, which could lead to breakage, especially when paired with the roughness of sand.

Be confident. You may have to be a little bit extroverted to go through with it. Nerves are common, but if you spend the entire lead-up (or, worse, during) fretting about getting caught, you’re going to put a damper on the act for both you and partner-in-crime. Either go into it confidently, or just stick to indoors.

Don’t do it on a nude beach. Some may think it a better option than a public beach, but that is not actually the case. Nudism is a lifestyle rather than something pornographic, and its adepts probably wouldn’t appreciate you going at it in public, just like anybody else. Plus, it could give nudists a bad name and perhaps force closure of their beach, so be respectful.